By Chu The Cud | November 12, 2026
Most of the country doesn’t know who I am.
So I say something outrageous. Something insane. Something controversial.
Suddenly, I’m on the 24-hour news cycle. Every hour, every network, every commentator has an opinion about me.
Next comes Piers Morgan. Then the podcasts. Then the social media clips. Millions of people arguing about what I said, sharing my face, repeating my name.
Some love me. Some hate me. Doesn’t matter. They’re all promoting me.
Then comes The Viewless. Maybe Saturday Night Live. Book deals, speaking engagements, sponsorships, and a whole lot of money.
And the best part?
I didn’t have to accomplish a damn thing.
I just had to get everyone talking.
Welcome to the New Hollywood.
Where outrage is the audition, controversy is the talent, and attention is the paycheck.
— Chu The Cud © 2026. All Rights Reserved.
